Thursday, June 27, 2019

Tattoos

One HUGE difference between here and Ukraine is the lack of girls (and more guys) with visible tattoos.  Some guys are into girls with ink, but let's face it, most tattoos are put on for the "art" and not meant to signify something you would like to have on your body permanently the rest of your life.  An example of a respectable decision to get a tattoo would be an army unit you served in. 

When the tattoo get's faded and blurred, am I going to appreciate that it once looked like an insect landed on your buttcrack?  Probably not.  Why did you feel the urgent need to have the outline of a T-rex skull on your bicep?  You probably still don't know.  Your baby's footprints on the back of your neck?  That's what you keep out of sight for yourself but want your (in the best case scenario) loyal husband to view if he's ever mounting you from behind?  Get out of here.

Everyone and (literally) their grandma seem to be getting tattooS (plural) these days.  If you're female you know that having healthy looking skin increases your attractiveness, so purposely denigrating yourself in such a manner reduces the chances that a male of higher social quality will pick you up. 

M has expressed no interest in getting a tattoo (save offering to have "Property of E" on her buttocks) and has expressed that girls who had any tattooing in Ukraine are "weird beyond the tattoo". 

As it's often quoted elsewhere, "Men want debt free virgins with no tattoos."  Too scarce a resource for certain.

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